|"I had a huge pile of unwanted jewellery sitting in my kitchen cupboard, I sent it all off to Gold4Church and I hear they got £30,458 for it! They told me it was only worth a fiver at the most!
The cheating sods."
|"Quit Your Jibba Jabba suckers, I have lots of spare gold hanging around, so I gave it to Gold4Church. I hear that they got themselves big bucks for it, even though at well below the market value.
I pity the fools."
|"I got divorced from my nagging wife and didn't know what to do with my gold wedding ring, so I donated it to Gold4Church and they got £500 for it, Fantastic!
The jammy bastards!"