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Unfortunately giving birth isn't like we were told as a child, so we have invested in beautiful birthing suites, they have been designed to offer a truly relaxing environment for our staff to work in, this involved using the best quality materials available, for example the furniture has been constructed using the same fake wood as that used in our premium coffin range, we feel it removes what is too often an overly clinical atmosphere during this time, plus it was cheap.
We understand that exposing your private parts during labour can be a little embarrassing to begin with, especially if too many family members are floating about with digital cameras, that is why we limit visitors to two during giving birth, unfortunately this can be a problem during multiple births as this will clear the room of guests, the midwife and maybe even the mother in no time.
If you have no family or friends to support you, our vicar is always happy to come and have a good look, he may even talk to you if you are attractive. |
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