A popular game with kids club members is hide and seek, with some games lasting well over two hours, all of the kids have unsupervised access to our vast underground columbarium network, which is great fun. Unfortunately over the years a few of the children have found themselves locked in overnight and found scared shitless at the next days opening, we blame the parents and not Sister Mary's rush to the pub at 8 o'clock, we suggest that if you leave your child with us that you have them tagged for their own safety, it's not our fault they bugger off.
Because of this we would like to remind parents that they should collect their children at 7.45 pm sharp, we fully understand how nice it is to have the house to yourselves now and again, and we are more than happy to have small groups stay overnight when prearranged, please do not fill their heads with tales of ghosts and zombies, we have enough trouble with the bloody rats, it's not helpful when we are trying to focus their minds on the lighter side of giving money to a church, the fact that they are surrounded by the dead reinforces the fact that the little sods are as mortal as any man, unless they donate to us in the future when of course they'll be guaranteed an afterlife.
Your co-operation is appreciated. |
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