||Grave digger/cemetery maintenance.
This stimulating job offers the correct applicant the chance to handle heavy machinery, this work could also expose a gold tooth or two as you double dig some graves, as a bonus you can keep them!
Cemetery maintenance involves cutting grass, planting Christmas trees, and kicking out cheap petrol station flowers twice per week, you will also be required to remove excess human ashes from the garden of remembrance daily.
Successful applicants will be provided with a van to get around the vast estate.
We sometimes work to the highest possible standards and will expect our new staff to do the same.
We will only be hiring a male member of staff, the last female applicant who was hired couldn't hand dig a grave in under 2 days, no good to us, nice knockers though.