Full training maybe be given.
This job involves driving very powerful cars as slowly as you can.
Performance hearses can accelerate from 0 to 60mph in six seconds, but this is frowned upon during a funeral cortège.
Applicants with a miserable face stand a higher chance of being selected.
You may/will be required to act as a pallbearer, so bear this in mind before applying, especially if you are very tall or short because you will be automatically rejected on sight.
Work includes: Chatting with your workmates in a back room at the crematorium, (great for the winter months), and nipping out for a quick fag as soon as the coffin is on the catafalque (try to smoke out of the view of mourners, it's the irony, not regulations).
£16k pa + overtime.