Welcome to the Tenpasenta Church of England, the world's only profit not prophet inspired Church.
Take a look at the religious institutions inspired womb to tomb services that we believe to be the best that money can buy, it's a pity few others feel the same.
The Tenpasenta Church of England would never hesitate in finding ways to cash in on all the aspects of life and death met during our finite existence here.
Enjoy browsing this website written and designed by Mark the vicar and get an idea of what organisations could be like if they were too honest about what they do, or maybe would like to do.
Hopefully, the dark humour from the imagination of a strange bloke living in Southampton will amuse, but be warned much of the content is not for the faint-hearted.